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The Broccoli Eaters

Gregg Fedchak

Sara has troubles.


Middle-age looms. Her nubile daughter is oversexed. Her atheist son has become a televangelist. Her husband hasn't left the guest room in two months. Spume ants have invaded her lawn and spittle bees have taken over her eaves.


Her mother has become a mercy killer, doing in entire floors of nursing homes

in one clean sweep.


Sara's only joy is her wicked passive-aggressive behavior at work, where she touts broccoli's magnificent impotence-curing, fart-inducing qualities... much to the chagrin of the Crucifer Council.


Then Sara is diagnosed with a postmodern malady

and her mother attempts to put her out of her misery.


A hilarious tale of Jungian individuation, of that Biblical imperative to kill your parents before they kill you (figuratively and literally), Fedchak's "The Broccoli Eaters" is where P.G. Wodehouse meets Don DeLillo and the cruciferae hit the fan.


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200 pages * First edition

ISBN  978-1-59092-081-7  * SRP $15.99

5.5 x 8.5 trade paperback

Cover design by Buster Blue

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